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10 October 2009 @ 07:32 am
Am I a bad person?

Due to some introspection I have come to realize that I am becoming more and more amoral, almost to the point where I would deem myself a bad person.

Now I know some of you are going to be all like "WHAT THE HELL no you aren't"( and God bless your naive souls for thinking that) and well some of you will be like "yeh we knew that all along"(stop being so dramatic I haven't done anything nearly as bad to you as what I'm implying in this post).

Perhaps it comes with my job, being exposed to an environment where substance abuse and loose sexual morals are common ground, I simply find myself not as caring as a once was, I think now more of what I want and how I can go about to get it, seeing if I can manipulate a situation to give myself a better outcome.

Or perhaps I was always like this and I've just hidden it too well, especially from myself.

Though the superego in me that says its because I've been fucked over so many times that I'm simply dishing out my own karma
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
22 September 2009 @ 05:47 pm
I got my weekend pass for Armageddon expo today, should be good, Geoff Johns wont be there, so I'm gonna RAGE now.

Anyone else planning on going?
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
24 August 2009 @ 04:21 pm
wow its been ages since I've had some time off, but I'm really glad i took the last two weeks away from work, had a blast.

Week 1
first week, while I was still sick, and probably in a bad mood, I did end up enjoying myself. Spent the first week still going to gym, and doing 3 double sessions of boxing/muay thai (that's 2 hours of punching and kicking each double session :) ).

after boxing/gym on Wednesday I went to see GI JOE with some mates, and while they loved it, I couldn't wait for the damn movie to end, then after that I had dinner with Derrick, Paul, Elle, Danh and Rebecca.

Saw Mai and had lunch with her on the Friday, went to the new Italian restaurant at Crown and while I was there my supervisor saw me, so my Manager called me up to get me to sign my new contract. later that night i went to Sofia's with Ying, Arthur, Derrick and Danh, and then after that went to see Public Enemies, I personally thought it was good, but it seems I'm in the minority.

The Saturday daytime was devoted to making my wolverine claws, with my design and vision, and with Ying's technical  skills and tools, we made some damn awesome claws. later that night i went to my friends farewell party as he has left for canberra for a graduate job in IT.

Week 2
Saw my father on sunday, had a roast lunch with him, my stem mom, and my cousin and her husband, her husband showed me his new Iphone, and I spent some time playing funny games on it.

Went to boxing on monday, but my arms, hips, and legs were wrecked from the week before so after that I decided to take a rest from training and gyming for the week.

The Tuesday was devoted to shopping, spent some time at DFO and looking for cosplay equipment, then I met my dad and step mom at crown to see district 9, i think they didn't like it so much (even though it was their choice of movie), but i fucking loved it, one of the best movies all year. I wanted to get back to Roger David to buy the ninja turle and iron man shirts, but I ran out of time, and then met the gang and PZ for a surprise dinner (even though most of us figured out the surprise before hand).

since I wasn't training i re-devoted wednesday to shopping as well, and got a heap of clothes. spent some time with James before he met up with his gf.


I'll do a amaranth/manifest wrap up a little later

 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
08 August 2009 @ 06:09 pm
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GOD IRON MAN 2 LOOKS FUCKING EPIC
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=61214893
get it while its hot, Comicon will undoubtedly have it pulled down soon

TONY STARK BEING AN ASS *TICK*
NICK FURY *TICK*
SAMUEL L JACKSON (as Nick Fury) *TICK*
BLACK WIDOW *TICK*
WHIP LASH *TICK*
WARMACHINE *TICK*

seriously, someone hand me a box of tissues

god damn I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT DOWNEY JR
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
I apologize for all the profanity in this post

I'm pretty much 100% recovered from swine flu, though my cardiovascular workouts really do suffer still.

I recently caught up with my BFF from high school, as we have decided to take up martial arts together again, as we used to do Goju style karate during highschool (it's Mr Miyagi's style from the karate kid *does wax-on wax-off*).

Since both of us really do need to up our strength and vitality, and well I probably also need to increase my intensity, we have both opted for Muay Thai Kick boxing. Melbourne martial arts in the city was offering an awesome offer for a 6 month membership, which included unlimited classes in Kick boxing, boxing, karate, and Brazilian jujitsu.

We started Tuesday and so far have done four one hour sessions, all of which were intense and left both of us collapsing afterwards, but we survive better after each session we do. Did a session before my ten hour shifts on Friday and Saturday and have only just recovered now by Monday morning. Next week we are going to start doing standard boxing as well, then gonna jump into the kick boxing class right afterwards (there was this asian girl with Chun-li level legs who recommended us to do it). Hopefully I'll be able to get in about 2-3 sessions a week, and hopefully soon I'll be able to, as my work mate puts it, "SMASH C**TS GOOD".

While doing this I'm also going to be hitting the weights at least 4 times a week. My friend (the same one from high school), has been taking those muscle building powders and such, and while I myself was skeptical, I decided to do my research, and looking at the research papers i could find, i could only benefits of doing these, the major one being health maintenance, taking the pre-workout and post-work out supplies the body with the nutrients working out takes away from the body, which the immune system also happens to use to boost itself. This could explain why I got swine flu before.

So i did my first workout with these supplements today and what can I say, I'm kind of a believer now, I was not only able to push myself further, but I also recovered faster.

Not only that but the post-work out shake tastes like vanilla milkshake, so hopefully soon I'll be able to put back that 5 kg of muscle swine flu took away from me.

Been hitting the western comics pretty hard, going crazy over Green Lantern and Iron Fist (which i got Steven into as well :P).

I remember when I was 15, reading Naruto, and then Bleach when I was 16, thinking Japanese manga was totally the best shit in the world, I mean why wait a month for 32 pages, when I can wait a week for 20 pages.

*START RANT*

I think now I am older and wiser, I sample a lot of mainstream shounen now and I simply vomit, the only new one i can handle now is possibly Psyren. I dunno the logic sometimes that goes through these manga just annoys me, and its not just the puns, I mean a lot of those i get, and if i don't I tend to let it go, but the raping of my language, the fucking lame character names that further rape my language or heritage, or simply the train of thought of either the characters or the plot itself. HxH, Reborn, D.Gray man are all fine examples of this, I remember one example of the first arch in HxH, where the four of them are making their way through the tower, and they have the choice to go left or right, and somehow they make this out to be some fucking mysterious puzzle of who decides to go which way, ITS FUCKING LEFT OR RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS, 50-50, its not that FUCKING HARD. Oh don't get me started on all that "mafia" bullshit in Reborn, STOP RAPING WESTERN CULTURE YOU DUMB FUCK(Al Capone.baseball bat.untouchables style BITCHES) That being said I still read Naruto and Bleach every week and love the fucking shit out of it.

Also I remember talking about Bleach to some random fuckers and manifest one year, and they were going on about Kubo Taito, now I know he spells his name "KUBO TITE" on his manga, but really, that doesn't give you and excuse to pronounce it "KUBO TEA-TEH", he fucking spells it that way because he is obsessed with western culture, particularly American gangsta shit, so since they spell "tight" as "tite" like they spell "dog" as "dawg" he acts all gangsta and changes the spelling of his name, sorta like a pseudonym.

*END RANT*

So yeh onto western comics, I have come to appreciate them much more now, simply for the fact of story compression, where as manga usually follows story decompression, I get a lot more plot out of less frames in western comics, which usually means I spend more time reading each page.

Immortal Iron fist is probably one of the best reads I've ever had, you can just pick it up and start reading, its like a noir style kung-fu mystical detective comic, but with color :P. the characters are funny and well written, and well drawn, very good use of shadows, but it also delves deeper into human relationships, and while at its core it is a kung-fu comic, it never delves into the power gaining archetype that so many Japanese comics fall into, and in some degree some western comics. It was nominated for an Eisner award (the Oscars for comics) which is strange for a Marvel comic, they usually go for the one shot Alan Moore or Frank Miller bullshit that appeals to all left wing pinkos in their black berets drinking coffee at an almost unknown cafe in a dark alley of Melbourne...fucking hippies.

Green Lantern is more of a guilty pleasure, I mean who doesn't want a green ring that can fuck other people's shit up and let you fly around the universe. Though the writer of Green Lantern Geoff Johns, while claiming to be a strong believer in that all super heroes should be good and all villains should be bad and apparently against the new "anti-hero" craze, has somehow found a way to make this work while defining his characters as "heroes" and "villains" he has given them all so much depth and vitality of character that you can't help be agree with him.

I further apologize for all the profanity
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
31 May 2009 @ 12:24 pm
Dear Sir,
As I hand to you a Carona that your friend beside you has thoughtfully ordered for you as you were to busy talking to your friend behind you, too involved in conversation to even acknowledge that I was about to serve you, please do not reply with "I DON'T WANT A FUCKING CARONA, I WANT A FUCKING BOURBON AND COKE". While I understand that the idea of drinking bourbon is much more appealing than drinking beer, please don't be insulted that I am taken aback by you abrupt mannerisms, however when I reply "EXCUSE ME? HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW SOME MANNERS", I do expect you to be insulted, and yes, hanging your head in shame is the correct response.

I am a Bartender at the busiest bar in the southern hemisphere, I serve on average two point five grand worth of alcohol in any given night, about four grand a night on the weekends. I am not a waiter at a five star restaurant who is going to bend over and then grin and bear it.

Love Callum

P.S. you also might want to note down that right after this incident occured my Bar Senior came over to me and have me a high five.
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
03 May 2009 @ 11:51 pm
So yeh I've had such a hard time thinking up a character to cosplay this year, I contemplated doing Lockon Stratos, but i'm not handsome enough for that, and I was gonna do Kamen Rider Den-0 stuff with Steven, but yeh I'm not comfortable playing a very asian character when i'm about as Caucasian as they come.

I always mentioned to PZ that I wanted to do something from a Western Comic, as that's what i grew up on as a kid, all that manga stuff I only started on in highschool, been watching cartoons and reading comics of things like Batman, Iron man and X-men since I was in kindergarden, so when she mentioned she wanted to do a Sandman thing this year it got me rather excited, but I never got into that series so I couldn't really go anywhere with that.

so yeh there I was discussing X-men deeply with a friend at work and that Crown also allowed us to grow facial hair now, and it got me thinking, who is awesome and hairy like I am? who has the baddass claws that all the kids love? who is played by the pure hawtness that is Hugh Jackman?

no its not Peter Allen!! SNIKTBUB )
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
09 April 2009 @ 09:58 am
I don't know if I'm high of flu medication or what, maybe it was because i just saw the FUCKWIN that was Gundam 00's ending. After being jerked around by most other mecha anime endings *cough* SEED AND GEASS *cough* its just so refreshing to have an ending that doesn't leave me wanting to punch a hole in a wall.

perhaps its those two combined that have been feeling so good.

also had some awesome ideas for cocktails.

My Cyclone being a modification of the Moscow Mule and the Bundy Dark and Stormy, while the Red Eye Flight is a modification of the Aviation.

Cyclone

Muddle half a lime in Boston shaker then add;
30 ml Rum (either Bundy Red or Mount Gay)
15 ml Frangelico
15 ml Chartreuse (green or yellow I can't decide yet)
add ICE
shake vigorously and pour into schooner glass
top up with ginger beer

Red Eye Flght

30 ml Hypnotiq
30 ml London Dry Gin
15 ml Maraschino Cherry Juice
15 ml Lemon Juice
shake and strain into martini glass
garnish with cherry at bottom of glass

I think maybe Cocktails might be my "Thing", making my own and creating variations is indeed fun, I tend to do it at work a lot as well.

Now that it is confirmed that I'm not trainee of the year I feel kind of liberated, no longer am I a puppet with all these expectations put on me, I can strive for what I want and take what I want out of the experience.

I've been so UP and DOWN these past few months I'm convinced I'm Bi-polar, people have commented on that before, and sometimes i shit in my desk chair and i can't stop fidgeting, its really annoying.

lets hope for the best.

(wow 3 posts in 3 days, LJ is getting a lot of action this week)
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
08 April 2009 @ 06:55 pm
Got my call today, didn't get the award, but that's ok, I really didn't expect to get nominated in the first place.

been reading this awesome webcomic, it's done by a professional writer and artist who both are already published by major comic brands, they just wanted to make their own free comic.

http://www.freakangels.com/?p=22

its called "freakangels", I got PZ hooked on this shit and I hope you guys enjoy it as well.

in return she linked me to a webcomic called "YU+ME", I couldn't get through the first couple of chapters, too full of girly "OMG the world is against me I'm so different and don't fit in, but being unique is awesome and totally an excuse for me to be a whiny whore". So yeah some of you girls might actually like it.

you can find it here: http://rosalarian.com/yume/?p=1

Also got PZ hooked on another another cute webcomic I've been reading for a while, Gunnerkrigg Court, the artwork starts off pretty crap, but gets rather good later on, worth a read.

http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=1
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
06 April 2009 @ 08:59 pm
I did my Trainee of the Year speech today, fucking nailed it, I'll just have wait to Wednesday to see if I have won.

also saw dragon ball evolution at the cinemas today, was fun but really went to shit in the last 20-30 min
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
01 March 2009 @ 08:04 pm
no party on 21st of March, had to cancel, just let it be
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
22 February 2009 @ 08:12 pm
Just letting everyone know i contracted a very bad virus the other day on the way to work, I went from being very healthy to fainting and not being about to walk in a matter of 2 hours, I was sent home from work at 1:45 in the morning. First aid suggested I should go to the hospital as they had no idea what was wrong with me.

Instead i felt like being stubborn and called Elle (who lives near by and also near a hospital), i thought i just need to sleep and if i did go critical the Alfred was only a short walk away from Elle's place (sorry for waking you up and scaring you Elle).

Anyways my mother picked me up from Elle's at 11 the today and took me to a doctor, the doctor couldn't really figure out what was wrong either but the most logical thing would be i've got a bad version of the flue so i'm in bed on panadine etc as there is nothing they can really treat me for.

But don't be alarmed i'm feeling slightly better now and my brain doesn't feel so much like a puddle of goo dripping out of my head.

Elle looked after me good :)
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
17 February 2009 @ 06:08 pm
hrmmm...errrrrrr.....yeh?

I'm not really comfortable doing this, but I've been encouraged to do so, and I guess I am just following in the footsteps of others so here goes

Gunnerkrigg Court Volume 1
http://www.amazon.com/Gunnerkrigg-Court-Orientation-Tom-Siddell/dp/1932386343/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1233776655&sr=8-1

My most favouritist web comic is now being published :)

Immortal Iron Fist 1-3
http://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Iron-Fist-Vol-Story/dp/0785124896/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234426623&sr=1-1
http://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Iron-Fist-Vol-Capital/dp/0785125353/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234426623&sr=1-3
http://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Iron-Fist-Vol-Book/dp/0785129936/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234426623&sr=1-2

they come in either hardcover or paperback, I do prefer hardcover however i prefer consistency more, nothing sets my OCD off more than having one book in the series hardcover and one paperback OTL.

Lullaby
http://www.amazon.com/Lullaby-Wisdom-Seeker-Ben-Avery/dp/1933428627/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234426867&sr=1-2
http://www.amazon.com/Lullaby-Once-Upon-Time-Hamlin/dp/1600390072/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234426867&sr=1-3

I've only ever come across volume 2, which i bought, because the art is beautiful, both of these are extremely rare so I doubt anyone can find them.


If all else fails BOOZE is good,
Bundy Red Rum
Mount Gay Rum
Gentleman Jack Tennessee Whiskey
Grand Marnier
Plymouth Gin

those are the bottles I'm looking for at the moment

felt like doing a D & M rant on LJ just before but i feel I'd be stealing other peoples thunder, perhaps wait a week or so and you'll get one from me.

 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
12 February 2009 @ 06:53 pm
1. What is your name: Callum
2. A four Letter Word: Cunt
3. A boy's Name: Christian
4. A girl's Name: Claire
5. An occupation: Croupier
6. A color: Crimson
7. Something you wear: Clogs
9. A food: Crayons
10. Something found in the bathroom: Cleanex
11. A place: Chan's house
12. A reason for being late: caught in your zipper
13. Something you shout: CUUUUUUUUUUNT!
14. A movie title: Collateral Damage (Go Arnie GO!)
15. Something you drink: I don't drink it but some do....Calpis :P
16. A musical group: Caliban
17. An animal: a Cuckoo (or as I like to call them "ex-girlfriends")

is that creepy enough for you guys?
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
31 January 2009 @ 01:34 pm
It seems yesterday was a really shit day for a lot of people, mine was interesting, while being boring and slightly annoying I was getting paid $23 an hour so I really couldn't give a fuck.

the day started off pretty well, watched some Noien DVDs infront of the AC then decided to do my weight routine to fix my shoulders (hopefully i'll be able to do chin-ups soon without dislocating my shoulder) and almost ended up fainting because of it. I got ready for work, had a shower, didn't dry off and just put my clothes on, poured a bottle of water on myself, then walked to the station, by that time I was dry OTL.

Anyways I got outside staff entry and the power was out, FOR ALL OF CROWN, so from 7-10:30, 800 or so staff sat around outside the exhibition building after being evacuated, I got paid to sit around and talk for 3 and a half hours. The down time was fun though, memorable moments include

1. Getting told to go get changed into my uniform by the head of bars, getting to crown, then security telling me to go back, we all decided to go to 7/11 and buy at that point.

2. Talking to Harry about X-men, Farscape and Stargate for an hour.

3. annoying the shit out of my Managers.

4. stealing an almost melting Golden Gaytime from Hunter's backpack and eating it, and then bragging about it and making gay innuendo.

After finally getting back into the bar at around 10:30 it took us 20 min to prepare the bar, and it ended up crown not opening till 12 midnight, so for an hour or so we mucked around in the bar doing nothing, or waving at the crowd of customers piling up at the entrances, wondering which ones would run to their pokie machine once we opened, Andrew managed to predict the exact people to do this, Harry and I danced to Disco music at the back for a while.

What was really sad is that we all thought that the people were there to get their money out of the pokies, but no, these people lined up from 7-12 to FUCKING PLAY PONTOON.

Anyways as luck would have it my break (yes we still got breaks) happened to be just after we opened AHAAHAHA, such a good day.

though at around 4am we had 5 forceful removals which were funny to watch, but kinda scary

The night ended in hugs between me and the graveyard staff (who had to do their whole shift anyway HAHAHA)
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
29 January 2009 @ 11:29 am
Facebook is too much of a cluster-fuck for me, all it is to me is a place to post pictures and check out others pictures, or get status updates on peoples relationships, a lot of poeple have been going between "in a relationship" to "it's complicated" to "single" and then back again recently.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, its because I want to know more about you.

1. I have played a lot of competitive sport and outside school activities since I was young. Basketball, Field hokey (was goalie and wingman), indoor soccer, I was pretty big on Tennis and Badminton for a long time until injuries meant I could continue no more, also did scouts.

2. In my prime I served a ball at 120km per hour

3. was in a head-on collision (car crash) when I was 13, permanently ruining my right shoulder (if you see me topless you'll notice it), also suffered trauma to my head and top of my nose (my sinuses sometimes hurt for no reason and smoking will sometimes give me a massive headache)

4. I had just finished training for my 2nd kyu in Goju style Karate (thats 18 months till black belt) before I quit, despite that I am a really shit fighter when it comes to a real fight (I prefer to run :P)

5. Used to take strong anti-histamines before going out so I could get drunk cheaper (but man did it mess you up), I guess it counts as substance abuse.

6. Went to my practice Japanese Oral exam still drunk from the night before (and ACED IT!!)

7. After getting my Tennis team into the regional finals which happened to be on my birthday I had to sit out for 30 minutes after receiving a serve...to my testicles.

8. I was a social slut in high school, hanging with many different social circles.

9. in primary school I had drawing and artistic talent, however my mother orchestrated it so I did next to no art subjects and instead got me into all the advanced english, math and science groups (despite me being very stupid).

10. Yes I dance for no reason, and I know how stupid I look, but when a beat starts I can't NOT MOVE...even if that beat is only in my head

11. was once an Essendon supporter, after their almost flawless victory in 2000 i gave up as I knew it would go down hill from there (but they still have a place in my heart)

12. I did student exchange in Japan, totally whored myself to all the chicks in my class, met some Yakuza bosses first night there, got threatened by huge black people in the clubbing district, ran from the cops drunk at one point (you're only 16 once).

13. I can't hold onto a girl for more than 2 months, I either get my ass dumped or I get bored.

14. My eyes are screwed up, they are a Medical Miracle, as I have a severe Nestigmus (spelling? its where your eyes can't stop shaking) which should leave me almost blind yet for some reason I can see pretty much fine, I used to go to University Lectures as a subject for discussion.

15. I'm good at reading and manipulating people, I've gotten myself out of fist fights just by talking.

16. I have finally sorted myself out, it's a good feeling knowing this, pity that its far too late now.

Tagged: EVERYONE WHO CAN READ THIS (FUCKERS)
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
15 January 2009 @ 05:37 am
I have come to realize that I might have an innate ability to tell when a guy has a crush on a girl, I have seemed to call it weeks before (sometimes months), though there are two outliers to this theory, the first being Derrick, he hurts my suspicious brain, and the other being my friend David, but he is very assertive and decisive, so I usually have very little time to observe the change in behavior before things happen.

now if only I could do the same for girls, then I'd be a millionaire!!!

Anyone else have super powers like these?
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
10 January 2009 @ 12:52 pm
my brain in presented with the question "1+2=", it comes up with the answer "1+2+x=10", turns out "10" was in fact the correct answer, yet I go through all the working out and evidence and I can't figure out why, the answer feels right, but for some reason no matter how hard I try I can't figure out what the hell "x" is.

Perhaps you'd like to tell me?
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
28 November 2008 @ 02:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXJnOjAGR24

seriously 4chan truly has infected the world

The "Rickroll" originated when Moot, the manager of the site, put a word filter on, so when anyone typed the word "eggroll" (i think this is what americans call "spring rolls") it would end up as "duckroll". Then someone decided to make a picture of a Duck with wheels to coincide with this.

Later people would claim to be posting a relevant link to a topic and it would end up being a youtube video of this "duckroll" picture. and Later still someone instead of posting the duckroll picture, posted the Rick astley Music Video instead, claiming it was a sneak preview of GTA4.

there is some edumacation for you kids!!!

seems like the media has really taken to it. Hell during a morning shift at the bar, a guy I work with decided to rickroll the whole of the Casino by putting the music video on one of the large sports screens :P.
 
 
wheelbarrow_cal
01 November 2008 @ 12:56 am
so yeh just back from a night out on the town with 'Tha Bros', my round ended up being souvalaki but who cares, greasy wog food for all :).

Anyways who is up for a bash at my place on the 21st of November, drinking, Mahjong, Smash allowed. Elle is still in the state so it will sorta be the last chance to party hard with her.

chances are people will be able to stay over, if they don't mind a couch or the floor, don't worry I have carpet, nice blankets, and two spare mattresses), I'll change my sheets and two can sleep in my bed if they'd like to spoon. Tak and Jeni can go sleep at Jeni's house, and I doubt we want them making out while we try to sleep.

give us your feed back please :)
 
 
 
 

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